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Jul 16

BEST FUCKING THING TO DO ON A PLANE.

1. Remove your laptop from a bag.

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.

3. Turn it on.

4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.

5. Connect to the Internet

6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in a prayer.

7. Take a deep breath and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbour.

9. As you look out the window, whisper loud enough so people can here, “praise Allah”.

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And then stare back at the passenger beside you.. LMFAO. This made my life.
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